On a funny note...

I was on the metro Sunday heading home from the district and noticed something quite ironic and funny. Imagine if you will - a lesbian wearing a t-shirt that reads:

'You Are What You Eat'

Seriously, it was funny to me and not in a condescending kind of way - just a weird sense of irony. I'm sure that lady had a great sense of humor - or maybe she was clueless. Either way, she brought a little sunshine into my day and I thank her!

Other shirts I find funny (some may be a bit rude, so there's your warning):

• Viva Aruba - http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=503
• I Support Single Moms - http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=330
• I'm What Willis Was Talking About - http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=202
• Support Your Local Bartender... - http://www.tshirtinsanity.com/shopexd.asp?id=37
• Racquetball, Where Blue Balls Are Fun - http://www.bustedtees.com/shirts/racquetball
• Sex, Do It For The Kids - http://www.bustedtees.com/shirts/sex
• South Korea's Got Seoul - http://www.bustedtees.com/shirts/southkorea
  
  Baby Shirts:
• Daddy Drinks Because I Cry - http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=201
• My IQ Is Higher Than The President's - http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=120

Invasion of the Boy Scouts...

I made a few trips into DC this past weekend. Friday night, we went to see the Nationals play the Astros. Our seats were great - thanks to my company spending money that could have been used for bonuses or raises - but alas, the Nats have fallen into a slump and were blown out. There was a whole section on the upper deck that was full of Boy Scouts though.

Sunday I headed to the new Native American museum to meet my friend Leigh for lunch and to catch up. Lunch was great and the museum is chocked full of info from lots of north and south american tribes. Might be a little much to consume in one day though. But the architecture of the building is really cool and the exhibits are very informative and interesting.

After touring around the museum, we sat outside beside a water feature and chatted. Well, apparently the Boy Scouts convention in DC this week decided to invade the museums on Sunday as well. A small UNSUPERVISED group of them sat beside us and started harassing the ducks that were swimming around. They were throwing pennies at the ducks who thought the kids had bread for them to eat. So Leigh yelled at them to stop. Of course, they didn't. So when they started up again, Leigh threw some water on them and yelled at them to stop again. (note - the proper response would have been to call the Park Police and let them know that there were some unsupervised kids at the museum causing problems - that way maybe their troop leader would have gotten in trouble) So, the kids finally stopped and eventually wandered off to another museum.

Then on my way back to the Metro station to head home, I was waiting at one of the larger intersections to cross the street. Well, another UNSUPERVISED group of Boy Scouts walked up beside me. 2 of them thought they would be smart butts and ran into the street with oncoming traffic. They were very lucky that it was a luxury car or they would be roadkill at this point. So I yelled at them that there was a reason that we have the crosswalk signs in the area. It really burns me up that their adult troop leaders would allow 12-14 yr old boys to run wild in a major city - not to mention a major city that is on an elevated alert level! These kids were disrespectful to the animals, authority and couldn't follow basic safety rules - therefore disgracing their BSA organization.

So, guess who's wrote a letter to the BSA on Monday. That's right - ME! I mean really - what if one of these kids got hurt while unsupervised? What if one of them was kidnapped? Or what if they hurt someone/something else (probably unintentionally - but still)? The affected parties would have every right to sue the BSA, and the way people are today - you know they would.

I placed the letter in the mail Monday afternoon at the Post Office, feeling quite confident that I was doing a service to their organization. Well, wouldn't you know it - that night on the news they reported that 4 scout leaders had been killed by electrocution while putting up a tent at their Jamboree site at Fort AP Hill in VA. So now my letter will go completely unnoticed. Don't get me wrong - I feel really bad for these guys and their families - especially the guy with twin boys who saw it happen - ouch! But honestly, if these folks are scout leaders - shouldn't they be more aware of their surroundings than to be putting up tents with tall metal poles so close to power lines? Didn't they 'scout' that location before deciding it was a good spot for a party tent?

I can tell you this - I seriously doubt Baby Brown will be joining the Boy Scouts. At least not until they get their act together. I mean really - if they would allow homosexual scout leaders, those kids wouldn't be sleeping outside anyway. They'd be in a resort hotel learning the finer things in life like the differences between a facial peel and a pedicure ;)

No really, I'm eating for 2 ...

I've been amazed at how much food I can stuff into my gullet lately. It's like I'm in training to be a sumo wrestler. I think I've officially reached the point where I'm eating more than David. And he's a good eater! Let's hope this is just a growth spurt phase and I won't be 200 lbs by November or end up having a 20 lb kid - whoa!

I've already gained over 20 lbs and we've just reached the halfway point in the pregnancy. Yeah, I know - I started out on the low end...probably needing to put on a few pounds, but I'd rather they be muscle than fat. (that's right, I'm that vain) Don't get me wrong - I'm thoroughly enjoying eating! I don't have any specific cravings to speak of except for my classic comfort foods - which include southern cooking, italian cooking, anything grilled and just about any type of dessert!

I now get it when others are telling me to enjoy this part of the pregnancy. When else could I actually eat a huge plate of food, along with dessert, and not feel guilty or get any funny looks from David? It's for the baby, right?

And just to ease any physical fitness minds, I'm still going to the gym 4-5 times a week. I'm getting 30 minutes on the treadmill, then lifting weights and then stretching. So, I'm not over exerting myself - but I'm doing enough to keep fit. They say it helps with the delivery and recovery - and they BETTER be right (whoever they are)!

Ok, time to hit the feeding trough again....stay tuned for more boring details.

It's a ....

We had our first ultrasound on Thursday, July 7th. You've got to despise a test where you need to drink 32 ounces of water and you can't go to the bathroom until it's over. Do they really think that rubbing that cold goo and mouse thingy over your full bladder feels nice? It makes me wonder if any of these technicians have been peed upon by some poor mom-to-be. Maybe just the mean ones - ha ha!

Anyway, here's what we found out - http://barrowbrown.blogspot.com/2005/07/yep-its-baby.html

And if you'd like to see a pic of how big I'm getting - check this out:

Me at 18 weeks. No, I didn't fix my hair just for the picture ;)

Getting The House Ready...

Sorry I haven't posted anything in the past few weeks, we've been busy making some improvements around the house.

• We bought a new Indian rug - http://www.flickr.com/photos/clearlynuts/sets/475268/show/
  
• We started decorating the guest room - http://www.flickr.com/photos/clearlynuts/sets/535406/show/
  
• And we took some time out to hang out with some family - http://www.flickr.com/photos/clearlynuts/sets/536978/show/

It's been pretty hectic along with shopping for baby stuff and house stuff. We really want to get the house in order before November so that we can focus on taking care of the baby. David started cleaning the deck last weekend and we're hoping to get it restained this week - if it'll stop raining!

For those of you near us - we're having a little BBQ this weekend at the house. It's on Saturday (July 9th) around 4 or 5 and it's nothing fancy. Just burgers, dogs, chicken, and the fixins. We haven't had people over in months and want to be more sociable while we can. So feel free to stop by and enjoy some of Chef Boyar-david's grilled meats! They are yummy!! No, you do not need to bring anything - this isn't a special occasion and we have everything under control....just bring your wonderful selves and park in a spot marked VISITOR, in the circle or along the street of Park Village Drive. If you have any questions, just call or email. Hope you all can make it and tropical storm Cindy will be long gone!