Thursday, November 15, 2007

Too Much Is Sometimes Just Too Much

Everything in excess is opposed to nature - Hippocrates. Someone needs to remind the old man driving this car:


I know it's hard to see because this was taken with my phone at night - but the entire back and passenger side of this car was overflowing with magazines, book, clothes and other random crap.



Even the dashboard was piled up with papers and magazines. Not only was this man creepy but I saw a Ranger Rick magazine in his window. I won't be letting my child near this hoarder. I can only imagine what his home must look like.

Friday, November 09, 2007

Jesus Van II

On our way home from DC, we ran into a little traffic getting out of town. It was far less traffic than what we experienced on a daily basis when we lived there - so that was very nice. I discovered that traffic can also be a learning experience.

For example, it wasn't until I saw this minivan

that I learned that
Jesus can deliver you from the following:
  • drugs
  • alcohol
  • porn
  • lying
  • cursing
  • anger
  • guilty thoughts
  • depression
That's a tall order, but what about murder and coveting thy neighbor?

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Love Is

Do you remember those old Love Is cartoons they would print in the newspapers? They were strictly black and white, in the main paper sections and included a naked, cherubic boy and girl. Well this is 'Jenny's Love Is.'

Love Is....

Peeing on the side of the George Washington Parkway because your son couldn't wait to get out of the car. What a good daddy!

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Sideswipe

Saw another accident on the way to work today - this one was what the locals call a 'doozie'. I was only able to take a picture of one of the cars - but you'll get the idea.


The white car in the distance is also a Toyota Corolla - it appears to have been a Corolla Smash It Derby.

Friday, October 12, 2007

Pimped Out Mini

I take walks at work now - it's the only real exercise I get. While I'm out and about, I sometimes see some interesting cars in the parking lots of buildings nearby. Here is a mini cooper that caught my eye.





I didn't realize you could pimp out a mini - but I'm not surprised that someone has.